[ act.vtheatre.net ] Title: Albatross From: Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl Transcribed By: Daniel Rich Edited By: Adam Fogg Salesman: (shouting) Albatross....albatross....albatross.... albatross....albatross...albatross....albatross....albatross Man: Two good humors please. Salesman: I haven't got any good humors, I've just got this bloody albatross....(shouts) Albatross Man: What flavor is it? Salesman: It's a bird mate, it's a bloody bird, it's not any bloody flavor....(shouts) Albatross Man: It's got to be some flavor, I mean everything's got a flavor. Salesman: All right, it's blood albatross flavor, it's bloody sea bloody bird bloody flavor....(shouts) Albatross Man: Do you get wafers with it? Salesman: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it, it's a bloody albatross isn't it...(shouts) Albatross Man: I'll have two please. Salesman: I've only got one you cocksucker....(shouts) Albatross....albatross.... albatross....albatross