Title: The Hospital

            From: Monty Python's Flying Circus

  Transcribed By: unknown





(Mr. Bertenshaw and his sick wife arrive at a hospital.)

 

Doctor: Mr. Bertenshaw? 

Mr. B:  Me, Doctor. 

Doctor: No, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw. 

Mr. B:  My wife, doctor... 

Doctor: No, your wife patient. 

Sister: Come with me, please. 

Mr. B:  Me, Sister? 

Doctor: No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw. 

Nurse:  Dr. Walters? 

Doctor: Me, nurse...You Mr. Bertenshaw, she Sister, you doctor. 

Sister: No, doctor. 

Doctor: No doctor: call ambulance, keep warm. 

Nurse:  Drink, doctor? 

Doctor: Drink doctor, eat Sister, cook Mr. Bertenshaw, nurse me! 

Nurse:  You, doctor? 

Doctor: ME doctor!! You Mr. Bertenshaw. She Sister! 

Mr. B:  But my wife, nurse... 

Doctor: Your wife not nurse. She nurse, your wife patient. Be patient, 

        she nurse your wife. Me doctor, you tent, you tree, you Tarzan, me 

        Jane, you Trent, you Trillo...me doctor!